I shitting well love Christmas. I realise this is by no means a bold claim. That’s like saying you love kittens or pyjamas. Or kittens in pyjamas. *Googles kittens in pyjamas*. It is pretty much a given. I don’t think I personally know anyone who doesn’t consider Christmas their favourite time of the year. Everyone… Continue reading Christmulg

I little thing I wrote for comedy website Chortle imagining a world without stand up (but more zombies)   ICEBERG STRAIGHT AHEAD! This is it. The end of comedy. Rome is burning. There is an asteroid heading straight for us and it is most likely called ‘Dave…Ja Vu’. The President’s White house has well and… Continue reading Armageddit?

Once upon a time there was a Cul-De-Sac. A very secret but actually rather reasonably priced Cul-De-Sac. It’s not easy to find. You need to get on the ring road going clockwise near the Forgotten Forest. Next it’s onto the Cinderella dual carriageway and when you get to the mini roundabout you need to head towards… Continue reading Happy Ever Avenue