Once upon a time there was a Cul-De-Sac. A very secret but actually rather reasonably priced Cul-De-Sac. It’s not easy to find. You need to get on the ring road going clockwise near the Forgotten Forest. Next it’s onto the Cinderella dual carriageway and when you get to the mini roundabout you need to head towards… Continue reading Happy Ever Avenue
I’ve just come back off my holiday. A cruise since you asked so nicely. And yes my boyfriend and I pretty much got shitfaced with pensioners for a week. We also ate about twenty five meals a day. Gluttony, booze and grannies. Paradise. Now I’ve never been to heaven but I assume it will run… Continue reading We’ve all gone Ga Ga
Wear a Lanyard A lanyard is the lightweight equivalent of a clipboard. It positively glows with importance. Like a high visibility waistcoat but sexier. A lanyard whispers I’m here, I’m involved, I’m doing a shit. Also no one ever really looks at your lanyard. You could laminate a Bhs receipt and you’d probably still… Continue reading How to look important at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
*WARNING* This Blog is about television. If you are one of those ‘I’m terrible sorry but I’m too busy growing my own organic produce and knitting ironically to even OWN a television’ People, then this blog isn’t for you. As it’s about the tele, primarily children’s tele. So dear Mama Beeb is packing it’s children’s… Continue reading Watch with Mother.
I travel a lot. I don’t mean I have loads of holidays. I’ve never been Island hopping for the summer. Never gone Skiing. Never been in a gondola. Never had the urge to find myself whilst back packing around Asia. I found myself a long time ago in Siberia. Not the country but a dark,… Continue reading Manchester…so much to answer for
A couple of weeks ago I turned 27 years old. 27. If 27 was a weekday it would be Tuesday. It’s not good, it’s not bad. It’s just there, shrugging with mild indifference whilst probably texting Wednesday. It’s a tiny silent sneeze of an age. Just a sniffle to remind you of the impending hayfever… Continue reading Pebbles
Dear IMDb (Or to use your full Christian name) Dear Internet Movie Database I thought it was about time you knew how honestly and earnestly I love you. I’ve loved you for years, from the very first time we met across a crowded search engine. I remember that day like it was yesterday. The flutter… Continue reading A love letter…