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How to look important at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival

  Wear a Lanyard A lanyard is the lightweight equivalent of a clipboard. It positively glows with importance. Like a high visibility waistcoat but sexier. A lanyard whispers I’m here, I’m involved, I’m doing a shit. Also no one ever really looks at your lanyard. You could laminate a Bhs receipt and you’d probably still… Continue reading How to look important at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival