Alright, I’ve been proper rubbish with my Edinburgh ‘Diaries’. Seeing as none of the three entries were actually written while I was in Edinburgh, I’ve been reeeeally rubbish. I did write a blog when I was in Edinburgh. It was a response to a quite nasty review a website gave me and then @ted me… Continue reading Edinburgh diaries 3: Wonderland

I’m not sleeping. Anyone who knows me knows sleeping is something I am usually reeeeeally good at. Too good if anything. I put others to shame with how readily and easily I can fall into deep open jawed slumber.  I’ve slept through earthquakes, high winds, birds mating outside my window, frequent screaming matches outside my… Continue reading The Edinburgh Diaries. Chapter 2: Bedtime

I’m doing my first hour show in Edinburgh this year and have decided to blog a little diary about my endevours. I figure this is going to just like the Vampire Diaries only a lot more sexier. And with a lot more blood. It’s Edinburgh preview season for most comedians going up to the Fringe.… Continue reading The Edinburgh Diaries. Chapter 1: Stabilisers

About two months ago I joined a gym. Sitting here writing this, a blog about the gym, I am inescapably aware of currently just how full I am of chips and pizza. Currently as in today. Not in life. I don’t want to even think about the amount of pizza and chips I’ve eaten in… Continue reading An old friend

Sorry it’s been awhile. I have neglected my blog as the majority of my time recently has been sifting through other blogs. Other blogs with endless pictures of bunting and jam jars. Other blogs that gush over country manors and stationary. Other blogs that over use phrases like “Vintage feel” and “DIY Vibe” (which incidentally… Continue reading A perfect day

I shitting well love Christmas. I realise this is by no means a bold claim. That’s like saying you love kittens or pyjamas. Or kittens in pyjamas. *Googles kittens in pyjamas*. It is pretty much a given. I don’t think I personally know anyone who doesn’t consider Christmas their favourite time of the year. Everyone… Continue reading Christmulg

I little thing I wrote for comedy website Chortle imagining a world without stand up (but more zombies)   ICEBERG STRAIGHT AHEAD! This is it. The end of comedy. Rome is burning. There is an asteroid heading straight for us and it is most likely called ‘Dave…Ja Vu’. The President’s White house has well and… Continue reading Armageddit?

Once upon a time there was a Cul-De-Sac. A very secret but actually rather reasonably priced Cul-De-Sac. It’s not easy to find. You need to get on the ring road going clockwise near the Forgotten Forest. Next it’s onto the Cinderella dual carriageway and when you get to the mini roundabout you need to head towards… Continue reading Happy Ever Avenue

I’ve just come back off my holiday. A cruise since you asked so nicely. And yes my boyfriend and I pretty much got shitfaced with pensioners for a week. We also ate about twenty five meals a day. Gluttony, booze and grannies. Paradise. Now I’ve never been to heaven but I assume it will run… Continue reading We’ve all gone Ga Ga

  Wear a Lanyard A lanyard is the lightweight equivalent of a clipboard. It positively glows with importance. Like a high visibility waistcoat but sexier. A lanyard whispers I’m here, I’m involved, I’m doing a shit. Also no one ever really looks at your lanyard. You could laminate a Bhs receipt and you’d probably still… Continue reading How to look important at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival